An Angry God(?)
Pope John Paul II gets to heaven.
St. Peter says, “Frankly, you’re lucky to be here.”
Pope John Paul II says, “Why? What did I do wrong on earth?”
St. Peter says, “God was very angry with your stance on women becoming
priests.”
Pope John Paul says, “He’s mad about THAT?”
St. Peter says, “She’s furious!”
[Of course, my church has been ordaining women since the 1970’s (along with gays, lesbians and bisexuals) - here is a church led by one of those women (where the joke originated from), so medoubts our Bishop would have any problems along these lines, were such an anthropomorphic vision of the afterlife to be anywhere near the truth of the matter. -Thomas]